Speaker 1: This is Edward Fortyhands. All you need are two 40’s of some sort of old British malt liquor, and two rolls of tape. Tape the bottles, tape them to your hands, and drink, and drink, and drink.
Speaker 2: Uh oh.
Speaker 1: And don’t stop until they’re finished. Because you can’t. Because they’re, taped to your hands. Edward Fortyhands.